[JOKE] Funny Job Application Sent By Akpost title

I have seen a lot of job applications in my life but I have never seen one as funny and interesting as this one here. I thought of it and I figured that people can do really crazy and funny things when they get desperate. 

Akpos has been applying for a particular job at a particular company but each time he applies, one excuse or the other is given and he never gets the job. This time, he thinks he has the best chance ever so he sent in the following application. 

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.

You can’t swerve me this time. Give me the job.

Thank you,

Yours Truly,
Akpos Akpororo